Under the Oak

Greenists strike in Washington state (surprise!) only to find out that dirty dishes aren’t on the list of things that people are willing to give up to save the environment. Oops.

So lets grant the absurd notion that mankind has somehow managed to overheat the earth – you know…for the sake of argument. If people aren’t even willing to give up clean dishes for the cause, then isn’t that evidence that mankind is not morally capable of the sacrifice that would be required to cool the earth back to its “normal” temperature? And if we’re not capable then why suffer half the sacrifice and fail? I say let them have phosphate based dish washing detergent! Let the soccer moms buy SUVs! Let the cows fart in peace! If there is no hope anyway, we may as well enjoy these little pleasures for the last thousand or so years of our collective existence, yes?

I wish I could blame my dirty dishes on the Cult of Green.